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GUEST
RATIO 30 TO 1 WAITER
Masquerading as genuine staff, they infiltrate your gala
dinner, starting subtly, their antics will raise more than a few eyebrows
with their blend of shoddy service, odd behaviour and inept skills as waiters.
They will confuse your guests with their unique antics and
comedy capers, until your guests eventually realise that they have been had and
these madcap waiters, behaving very badly were in fact Faulty Showers.
Ian Nebrieated The drunken waiter.
Yargos all the way from Eastern Europe and somewhat
confused at our British ways.
Nobby the maintenance man or
Bob the builder
carry out some emergency maintenance on the lights above your table.
Sharon The hairdresser may even take her comb and
curlers to your MD while
Sandra Strange predicts your future as she serves
dessert.
The Tipsy Waiter/Waitress -
This individual has a slight alcohol problem and is seen furtively hiding
his/her own alcohol supply which consists of siphoned dregs of wine/beer from
the guests' own glasses! Offering this supply for re-circulation and
entertaining the guests with tales of 'times gone by', eventually their collapse
is imminent!
The Ex-Con Waiter -
Released only recently from several years in H.M. Hotel, this is his first job
in the big wide world outside and it is very difficult for him to adjust to
civvies! The prison canteen is more his line - watch with amusement at his
attitude to your guests as he reluctantly 'attends' to them! Don't be surprised
to see him with a furtive doggy bag for your leftovers!
The Sloppy Waitress - This
waitress leaves much to be desired as she wafts around criticising the ladies'
attire and coiffures and offering to feed those guests who look as though
they're having trouble! Her waitressing skills are definitely questionable as
she clears up huge piles of plates etc. soliciting the assistance of
unsuspecting guests! Watch with delight as people search in vain for her lost
earring or contact lens!
As the evening progresses and guests eventually realise they've been 'had' - all
is revealed and the characters exposed! They will then involve everyone in a
finale sing song of classic numbers such as 'Hey Big Spender' encouraging
audience participation from willing victims!
| London |
| Bedfordshire
- Bedford, Luton, Dunstable, Leighton Buzzard,
Biggleswade, Sandy. |
| Berkshire - Reading, Bracknell, Maidenhead, Newbury,
Windsor, Wokingham, Abingdon. |
| Buckinghamshire - Aylesbury, Milton Keynes, Slough,
Buckingham, High Wycombe. |
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Cambridgeshire
- Cambridge, Wisbech, Ely, March, Whittlesey, Chatteris,
Linton. |
| Cheshire - Chester,
Stockport, Birkenhead, Wallasey, Runcorn, Macclesfield, Crewe.
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| Cornwall
- Bodmin, Truro, Camborne, St. Austell, Falmouth, Penzance, Newquay. |
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Cumberland - Carlisle, Whitehaven,
Workington, Penrith, Keswick, Brampton. |
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Derbyshire - Derby, Chesterfield,
Ilkeston, Swadlincote, Buxton, Matlock, Ashbourne. |
| Devon - Exeter, Plymouth, Torquay,
Paignton, Barnstaple, Newton Abbot, Tavistock. |
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Dorset - Dorchester, Poole, Weymouth, Sherborne, Wimborne
Minster, Shaftesbury. |
| Durham - Durham, Sunderland,
Stockton-on-Tees, Darlington, Hartlepool, Gateshead. |
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Essex - Chelmsford, Basildon, Romford, Southend, Colcheter,
Harlow, Brentwood. |
| Gloucestershire - Gloucester,
Bristol, Cheltenham, Stroud, Cirencester, Tewkesbury. |
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Hampshire
- Winchester, Southampton, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Basingstoke. |
| Herefordshire - Hereford,
Ross-on-Wye, Leominster, Ledbury, Bromyard, Kington. |
| Hertfordshire - Hertford, Watford,
St. Albans, Hemel Hempstead, Stevenage, Hatfield. |
| Huntingdonshire - Huntingdon, St.
Ives, St. Neots, Ramsey, Yaxley. |
| Kent - Maidstone, Canterbury, Rochester, Margate,
Folkestone, Dover, Greenwich. |
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Lancashire - Lancaster, Liverpool, Manchester, Preston,
Bolton, Warrington, Barrow. |
| Leicestershire - Leicester,
Loughborough, Hinckley, Melton Mowbray, Lutterworth. |
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Lincolnshire - Lincoln, Grimsby, Scunthorpe, Boston,
Grantham, Skegness, Louth. |
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Middlesex - City of London, Harrow, Enfield, Staines,
Potters Bar, Westminster. |
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Norfolk - Norwich, Great Yarmouth, King's Lynn, Dereham,
Cromer, Hunstanton. |
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Northamptonshire - Northampton,
Peterborough, Corby, Kettering, Wellingborough. |
| Northumberland - Alnwick,
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Hexham, Berwick-upon-Tweed. |
| Nottinghamshire - Nottingham,
Mansfield, Worksop, Newark, Retford, Southwell. |
| Oxfordshire - Oxford, Banbury, Witney, Bicester,
Henley-on-Thames, Thame. |
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Rutland - Oakham, Uppingham.
Cottesmore. |
| Shropshire - Shrewsbury, Telford,
Oswestry, Whitchurch, Market Drayton, Ludlow. |
| Somerset - Taunton, Bath, Weston-super-Mare, Yeovil,
Bridgwater, Wells, Glastonbury. |
| Staffordshire - Stafford,
Stoke-on-Trent, Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Lichfield. |
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Suffolk - Ipswich, Bury St. Edmunds,
Lowestoft, Felixstowe, Sudbury, Haverhill, Bungay. |
| Surrey - Guildford, Croydon, Woking, Sutton,
Kingston-on-Thames, Wimbledon. |
| Sussex - Chichester, Brighton,
Worthing, Crawley, Hastings, Eastbourne, Horsham. |
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Warwickshire - Warwick, Birmingham, Coventry, Nuneaton,
Rugby, Stratford upon Avon. |
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Westmorland - Appleby, Kendal,
Windermere, Ambleside, Kirkby Lonsdale. |
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Wiltshire - Trowbridge, Salisbury,
Swindon, Chippenham, Marlborough, Warminster. |
| Worcestershire - Worcester, Kidderminster, Stourbridge,
Halesowen, Evesham. |
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Yorkshire -
North Riding - Northallerton,
Middlesbrough, Scarborough, Whitby. |
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Yorkshire - East Riding - Beverley, Hull, Bridlington,
Driffield, Hornsea, Filey. |
| Yorkshire - West Riding -
Wakefield, Leeds, Sheffield, Bradford, Halifax, Harrogate, York |
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